Tobias Schlitt - a passion for php

... had a little poster hanging at the windows. I guessed, that the old, rusty Polo was for sale and went to have a look, how much the owner expected to receive, for his metal scrap...

Look what was printed there:

For the non German reader, paraphrased:

Dear car burglar!

My car is NOT suited for being cracked!!! Anyone cracking this car, would even steal from the homeless.

If you anyway feel to break this car again, now and then, please take at least the garbage out.

Thanks!

... that's really unbelievable. Last year in November someone broke the back left windows of my beloved car. Since nothing was stolen I thought about some kind of cheap trick. But this morning I arrived again at my car and the same windows was broken... And me holy idiot has forgotten to take his work laptop out of the car yesterday evening...